April 5th, 2006
Film star Jessica Alba forgave Playboy magazine on Tuesday for making her an unwitting cover girl after founder Hugh Hefner sent the actress a personal apology and pledged to donate money to her favorite charities.
Alba had threatened to sue Playboy after the men's magazine printed a photo of the bikini-clad actress from her 2005 movie "Into the Blue" on the cover of its March issue -- which she
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April 5th, 2006
Rap music mogul Marion "Suge" Knight has staved off receivership by seeking bankruptcy protection for himself and his music label, Death Row Records.
The record producer had been ordered to pay more than $100m (57m) to a former associate who said she had helped start the record label in 1989.
Lawyers for Mr Knight said he did not have the money to pay the judgment, and was forced to seek
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April 5th, 2006
Do you remember what happened twelve years ago today?
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April 5th, 2006
Pampering pets with designer goods isn't so unusualand now even your houseflies can get outfitted in style.
An entry in a German science-photo competition, this image shows a fly sporting a set of "designer" lenses crafted and set in place with a cutting-edge laser technique. The glasses fit snuggly on the fly's 0.08-inch-wide (2-millimeter-wide) head.
Manufacturing firm Micreon GmbH submitted
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April 5th, 2006
If your car was really dirty and you saw this sign next to the road, would you go to that topless carwash? I know I would.
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April 5th, 2006
Tired of playing second fiddle to men in conservative Saudi Arabia, five women decided if you can't beat them, join them.
Al Watan newspaper said the five women underwent sex change surgery abroad over the past 12 months after they developed a "psychological complex" due to male domination.
Women in Saudi Arabia, which adopts an austere interpretation of Islam, are not allowed to drive or even
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April 4th, 2006
Gerald Georgettis is unemployed today, just two days after he drove his brand new SUV into the Metro Ford dealership, doused it and other cars with gasoline, and set them ablaze. He quit his job with the city of North Miami, and asked for speedy action with his severance pay, because he needed the money to hire a lawyer.
Police say Georgettis believes he was scammed. “When he talks with the
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April 4th, 2006
If you can't get enough girly galleries, maybe todays serving of smut a la mode will help quench that fire from within. Then again, maybe it will feed the flames.
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April 4th, 2006
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April 4th, 2006
We passed another border and are well on our way to reach fourteen hundred screenprints on Desktops for Attu.
But we need to get some a whole lot more. So follow the instructions below and send me your desktop too. It doesn't matter if you have sent one before, just create a screencopy of your current desktop andput it in the mail.
These are the steps:
- Minimize all your applications
- Hit the
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