Archive for the 'Celebs' Category

Paris Hilton to good for playboy

Wednesday, January 18th, 2006

“They’ve asked me a million times.
Hef has been after me since I was 17, and I got offered a lot of money.
But I’ll never do it.
Because I’m Paris Hilton.”
Its obviously about class, now pardon me while I dig my crabs out….

On Jennifer Aniston

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

Suddenly, I have less hatred towards Jennifer Anniston

Aniston is ruining her good girl FRIENDS image - by admitting that she smokes cannabis. The stunning wife of Brad Pitt confessed to enjoying marijuana joints sporadically, but is keen to point out she is not an addict. She says, ‘I enjoy it once in a while. [...]

Collin Ferrell Sex Tape Has Leaked

Wednesday, January 11th, 2006

Strict legal action prevents me from posting the actual video here, but peeping the screen caps from colin farrells sex tape that leaked is enough to make your blood boil.
One Man.
One Acting ability.
One Thousand reasons you want to beat him down.

Kate Moss Topless On beach

Monday, January 9th, 2006

I really couldnt keep a straight face and put this in the “boobies” section. Perhaps cocaine abuse makes tittys shrink? Regardless, kate moss is a top super model, so you gotta look when she shows them tah tahs.

Nell McAndrew Beach Nudes

Friday, January 6th, 2006

Thanks for submitting me this link, New Nell Mcandrew photos of her posing in a wet tshirt and naked on a beach.
I perhaps have a huge Tomb Raider fetish, as this is the second celebrity I have linked who has done modeling for laura croft.
There is just something about sand all over [...]

Ashlee Simpson Can you sink further?

Friday, January 6th, 2006

The most obnoxious, least talented, most clinging to a family name celebrity Ashlee Simpson could be taking her final plunge into the crapper soon with possible leaking of sex videos of her. If they release 50 bucks says she is a dead fish. I personally think they are fake, Who would fuck [...]

Lindsay Lohan Preggers?

Thursday, January 5th, 2006

I have to preface this by saying it can’t possibly be mine. After my last rendevoux in Amsterdam, i’m not sure my boys are swimming any more.
“A friend of Lindsay Lohan returns to Mount Sinai Medical Center with some shopping including a Pregnancy Test. The woman left the hospital in the [...]

Ballots for Cheryl Tweedy

Thursday, January 5th, 2006

Cheryl Tweedy has been voted the female star men want to see topless. The Girls Aloud singer topped a poll, conducted by website thesun.co.uk, to find the famous girl most male fans want to bare her breasts. Amazingly, Cheryl received almost a third of the total vote, which quizzed 12,000 readers.
Here is the top 5:
1. [...]

Topless Lucy Clarkson

Thursday, December 29th, 2005

If you don’t know who lucy clarkson is, she was the first model for Laura Croft when the original tomb raider games came out. She was only 19 when she did the modeling then. Here she is looking hot as hell in her thong bikni on a boat in Mallorca.
Mmmmmmmm

Iron Mike Tyson loves Weed

Friday, December 23rd, 2005

Do you think Herb should be legal?
Mike Tyson: Of course. It should. I mean I have been prescribed many different mood- enhancing drugs and I don’t like them. The way they make me feel. Marijuana is heaven sent
Mike Tyson: Your boy Alph Dog shared with me and I’m also going to share. Weed needs to [...]