Archive for March, 2006

The Bathroom Habits Survey

Friday, March 31st, 2006

Are you curious about what strange habits other people have when going to the bathroom? Fill out our survey and find out. Your answers are completely anonymous. After you complate the survey, you will see our survey results.

Man Finds Purse Stuffed With $1 Million In Jewelry

Friday, March 31st, 2006

John Suhrhoff found a Louis Vuitton bag on a park bench in Sausalito, Calif., and turned it in to police. Inside were a 12-carat diamond ring, pearl and emerald jewelry, a Cartier watch and roughly $500 in cash. The contents were worth $1 million. The bag belonged [...]

Marines try to recruit 78-year-old woman

Friday, March 31st, 2006

Sonia Goldstein was flattered by the nice recruiting letter asking her to consider becoming one of “the few, the proud.” But at age 78, she believes she”s just a little old to enlist in the U.S. Marine Corps. “I couldn”t believe it,” Goldstein told KCAL-TV on Friday. “My girls [...]

Where did she come from?

Friday, March 31st, 2006

I had never heard of her before, but when I saw this photoshoot of Agnieszka Hendel, I knew right away that you all would appreciate it very much.

Sick cow healed with beer

Friday, March 31st, 2006

A farmer was yesterday toasting the health of a cow that made a wonder recovery after being treated with beer. When the cow developed a stomach problem, a vet suggested yeast - so the Suffolk farmer fed her Adnams beer. Lottie has now made a full recovery and [...]

US Army redraws its tattoo policy

Friday, March 31st, 2006

The US Army has relaxed its policy on tattoos in a bid to boost the number of new recruits to its ranks. Soldiers can now have tattoos on their hands and back of the neck as long as they are not “extremist, indecent, sexist or racist,” army officials [...]

Bog Toilet Monster

Friday, March 31st, 2006

The Whoopie Cushion is for whimps!! The Bog Toilet Monster is masterful and is the ultimate gag and bathroom prank!! Not to sound commercialized, however the shrieks from the unexpected shock is priceless!!!! WARNING: The Bog Toilet Monster should not be used on the elderly or those of a weak disposition!!! Too bad [...]

President Bush Skipping Speedo Swimsuit In Cancun

Friday, March 31st, 2006

President George W. Bush had a plane to catch for his meetings along the sugar-white sands of Cancun, Mexico. But that didn”t stop him from lengthening a Washington speech and question-and-answer session Wednesday with more jokes. After delivering considerable opening remarks and giving long answers to more than a half-dozen questions, Bush finally [...]

Why to wear a thong

Friday, March 31st, 2006

Suspect wanted to use handgun

Friday, March 31st, 2006

A letter police found in Mohammed Taheri-Azar”s bedroom said he wanted to kill Americans but that driving a rented sport utility vehicle through a crowded campus plaza was not his first choice. With family members sitting behind the 22-year-old, sometimes crying on one another”s shoulders, a police investigator read [...]